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HAROLD'S DOCTOR HAD NEGLECTED TO INFORM HIM OF POSSIBLE COMPLICATIONS FROM HIS VASECTOMY

Hey! Just kidding! Harold did fine at the hands of our urology staff. And any rumors of large monitor lizards roaming the halls of our Medical Center are unfounded. But you gotta admit you don't see a photo like this everyday! Speaking of that, did you know if you want a vasectomy (and you qualify by being a male who hasn't already had one) all you have to do is call our Urology Department at 707-571-4064 and they will be happy to set you up for our vasectomy preparation group class. After attending this class they will schedule you for a reptile-free, and only slightly painful procedure. For a discussion of the pros and cons of various types of birth control click on the Birth Control link below.

 


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